NASHVILLE BAND GREAT PEACOCK HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATION!
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The most popular band in Music City, Great Peacock, is set to release their highly-anticipated and critically-acclaimed third album, Forever Worse Better, in the midst of troubling new revelations. Multiple anonymous sources have corroborated allegations that the band is, in fact, not “Americana” — but actually a rock band masquerading under the genre’s generously broad umbrella since roughly 2013. “The cowboy hats really had me fooled all these years,” one source noted. “The boots, all that denim — the chainmail of Americana — and that damned poncho! What else was I supposed to think? These guys are practically slapping me across the face with Americana.” “ Blount?! ” another source exclaimed in reference to guitarist/vocalist/poncho mogul Blount Floyd. “Is that even his real name? Come on.” No two sources were able to agree on or clearly define “Americana” as a musical genre, while sources made near-unanimous comparisons to Tom Petty. At press time, the band